I, the Floating Head of Billy Joel, Will Destroy You!

(Thanks, Dale!)

Previous warning-signs of the coming of the floating-head army have included:

• A Bug-Eyed Guy
  
• A Guy with 246 Straws in his Mouth
  
• Miss Universe
  
• A Weird Cat
  
• Sasha Cohen
  
• Sandra Day O'Connor

... And of course, their terrifying master,

• Hillary Clinton

In other news, animals attack! Here are two articles in which I looked into this disturbing trend:

• Natural Born Killer Orca
  
• Take a Bite Out of Crime

Have a good weekend, and try to avoid being caught in any mighty jaws!

In Spite of What I Said Earlier, I, the Floating Head of This Bug-Eyed Guy, Will Destroy You!

I, the Floating Head of This Guy with 246 Straws in His Mouth, Will Destroy You!

(Further proof of the coming wrath of the floating-head army available here, here, here, here, and here.)

I, the Floating Head of Miss Universe, Will Destroy You!

(Further hi-tech floating head horror here.)

I, the Floating Head of This Weird Cat, Will Destroy You!

Additional floating-head destruction available here, here and here.

P.S. Here is something both impressive and stunningly relevant to take you into the weekend.

I, the Floating Head of Sasha Cohen, Will Destroy You!

More evidence of the coming floating-head apocalypse here and here.

I, the Floating Head of Hillary Clinton, Will Destroy You!

Further floating-head horror here.

I, the Floating Head of Sandra Day O'Connor, Will Destroy You!