Wrapped Up Like A Douche

Mope Springs Eternal
The sages have spoken, and the future is blight:

The Journal-News: Mets Break Camp with a Whimper;

N.J. Star-Ledger: Mets Staggering but Set for Bell;

Newsday: If It Could Go Wrong It Did in Camp Chaos;

N.Y. Post: NO FLING IN SPRING, and METS TO SMILE ... OR SCOWL; and finally

N.Y. Times: Things Are Looking Uphill for Woozy Mets.

Play ball!