Seek and Ye Shall Find, vol. MCXII
In lazy tribute to those dedicated souls in quest of internet perversity and madness, we present another excerpt from the growing list of terms that have led weary travelers to the gates of our virtual citadel, with color commentary from the Management:
- Penis Pappy's
Novelty store or barbecue chain?
- walk-in douche
Why not drive-through or delivery?
- hot crotch shots of surfer dudes
We aims to please.
- wrapped BETWEEN THIGHS
Wouldn’t have it any other way.
- arianna is a douche
Tell me about it.
- Might Marvel Douche
Newest superhero movie franchise?
- what is the origin of shit-eating grin?
I don’t know, but the leader of the free world has it down to a science.
- shoes crushing bug stories
One time C-Baby saved me from a huge spider at Sea Ranch. Does that count?
- “Alex Rodriguez” “Jessica Alba” dating
Further proof that God is dead, if it’s true.
- “Bach festival” douche
Kill two birds...
- “wash hands before leaving restroom”
Do as WULAD says, not as WULAD does.
- Smile like a douche in the wind
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