Monday, September 20, 2004

Only Remaining Available Band Names

  • The Garlic Hairballs
  • Boswell's Life of Johnson and the Boswellettes
  • Yomama Bin Laidout
  • Da Inteztinal Diztrezz Boyz
  • Vehicular Flanslaughter
  • Fightin’ 63rd Armored Battalion Gay Band
  • Plutonium Jockstrap
  • Screwin’ Puppies, featuring Zamfir
  • Wile E. Qadhafi's Original Rhythm & Blues Revue
  • Our Band Name, Which is to Say the Name by Which We Call Our Band (OBNWITSTNBWWCOB)
  • Navahogasm
  • Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Codpiece Jesus Jesus
  • The B0110010101100001tles
  • Emmett Otter's Double-Penetration Christmas
  • Koran Koran
  • Joseph Campbell and the Power of Funk
  • Matzohdeth
Names Removed from Above List When, Upon Fact-Checking, Discovered to Be Actually Taken
  • MC Sellout
  • Eczema
  • Yellow No. 5
  • DJ Shithead
  • The Haircuts