Wrapped Up Like A Douche

Only Remaining Available Band Names

• The Garlic Hairballs
  
• Boswell's Life of Johnson and the Boswellettes
  
• Yomama Bin Laidout
  
• Da Inteztinal Diztrezz Boyz
  
• Vehicular Flanslaughter
  
• Fightin’ 63rd Armored Battalion Gay Band
  
• Plutonium Jockstrap
  
• Screwin’ Puppies, featuring Zamfir
  
• Wile E. Qadhafi's Original Rhythm & Blues Revue
  
• Our Band Name, Which is to Say the Name by Which We Call Our Band (OBNWITSTNBWWCOB)
  
• Navahogasm
  
• Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Codpiece Jesus Jesus
  
• The B0110010101100001tles
  
• Emmett Otter's Double-Penetration Christmas
  
• Koran Koran
  
• Joseph Campbell and the Power of Funk
  
• Matzohdeth

Names Removed from Above List When, Upon Fact-Checking, Discovered to Be Actually Taken

• MC Sellout
  
• Eczema
  
• Yellow No. 5
  
• DJ Shithead
  
• The Haircuts