Wrapped Up Like A Douche

Unsuccessful Spinoffs from the “Burning Man” Franchise

• Earning Man
  
  
• Lightly Braising Man with Shallots and White Wine Bechamél
  
  
• Burning Itch
  
  
• Glazing Ham
  
  
• 401k-Amortizing Man
  
  
• Burning Sinners with Pat Robertson
  
  
• Boiling Oil
  
  
• Burning Juggler
  
  
• Fornicating Lawyer
  
  
• Burning Man: Branson
  
  
• Frying Pan
  
  
• Naked Fat Guy
  
  
• Considering-Self-Unrealistically-Brilliant Man
  
  
• Bathing Man

... Feel free to take it from here.