Friday Double-Dose!
Featuring an exciting two-fer of entertainment that required no new creativity on my part whatsoever! First, it's Ye Olde-Tyme Blogge Worke-Avoider...
Part 1: Delicious, Mouth-Watering Internet Searches
... which have recently led weary web-travelers to the swinging doors of our dusty little virtual saloon:
- BUCKNAKED JAIL FOLSOM 2004 [How did they find out about that? I thought those records were sealed!]
- Todd Zeile's children, Christian Schools [And nobody covers it better than WULAD.]
- delusions of grandeur Lyme disease ["I am the greatest... tick-bite victim... of all time!"]
- "old men in dreams" [Come here and sit on Grandpa's lap, Sweetie...]
- how to give yourself "highlights at home" with materials at home [At home.]
- shirtless Harry Caray [Arrrgh! Must... think... of something else...]
- Red Sox boobies [Manny Ramirez does have a pretty nice rack.]
- "gay mascots" [Youppi? Is that you?]
- Assasin with fancy pants [Well, thank you, Mr. Fancy Pants Assassin!]
- dickhead costume [Who said it's a costume?]
- "kill queers" God's will [Tell that to the judge, big guy.]
- homemade douche [Just-a like-a Mama used to make!]
- What would be the golden interpretation of the Neal v. Gribble case?
- Johnny Damon Menudo [Few people know about his pre-baseball career...]
- She inserted the suppository deep butthole [I—don't know what to say.]
- Jeanne Zelasko nude [Arrrgh! Must... think... of Harry Caray shirtless...]
Part 2: WULAD Web Wround-up
... Bringing you wondrous little virtual treasures you've probably seen before—such as this wonder, which would've single-handedly won my grandfather's vote if he were still alive and not constitutionally incapable of voting for a Democrat anyway.
Zulkey vs. Manners. (More? Zulkey vs. Pop Songs.)
And, in case you forgot: Andy Richter still controls the universe.
¡Hasta la Game One, folks!
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