Wrapped Up Like A Douche

From the "Not Able to Work Into a More Substantive Post So I'll Just Throw It Up There" File
The award for "Banner Ad Most Indicative of the Decay of Our Culture" goes to...



I can't decide which is better: the "FREE* $100" part, or the fact that "Yes" is pre-selected.

News Flash
American high school students are idiots.