Why God Invented Self-Imitation
Because WULAD received approximately one billion hits this weekend from some belated link-love for the original version, and because I frankly don't have any better ideas for new material, I'm going to go ahead and try to recapture lighting in a bottle with another installment—potential George Carlin lawsuits be damned—of...
11 More Phrases Which Have Never Before Been Spoken or Written
- No, the dreadlocks are fine. I'm sure our bank's customers are more than willing to look past them and get to know the person inside.
- I know it goes without saying, but I'm going to say it anyway: BMW drivers are really sweet people!
- If it weren't for the fact that it makes the world a safer place for Americans, I think I would be really angry about my family being blown to bits.
- If you have a problem with my great-uncle's graffiti art, Ms. "Chaka Khan"—if that is your real name—I suggest you take it up with my attorney, Abraham Lincoln VIII!
- It’s like I said to Oprah the other day while we were doin' the nasty—if you can’t beat them, join them. And by "them" I mean the Harlem Globetrotters.
- The sum of the areas of the squares on the legs of a right triangle is equal to the area of... Holy shit, I just ran over Charlie Rose's illegitimate love-child on my jet-ski!
- His propensity for quoting Monty Python sketches in a fake accent only made him more attractive.
- Wait, wait—there will be plenty of time for lovemaking after we finish exhuming your grandfather.
- Every time WULAD rehashes some tired old idea, it just gets funnier and funnier!
- Senator Garfunkel, you are out of order!
- Flaheeepaloghusabitzeeberaaarghwithasideofpotatosaladfrodizaquitoobadoodadeedledoo!
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