Wrapped Up Like A Douche

Wrapped Up Like a Rehashtastic® Friday!
In a new feature, WULAD will present a golden gem from this site's halcyon days each and every Friday, until things get a little less slammed around WULAD Central. Enjoy, or take a flying leap!

Found Wisdom
(Originally published March 30, 2004, although I think you'll agree that the knowledge contained within is timeless.)
Taped to a light pole on 4th St. between Harrison and Folsom, in The City That Never Sleeps, Except From 9pm to 6am (10pm to 7am on weekends):



The truth is out there, people.