Wrapped Up Like A Douche

Wrapped Up Like A Rehashtastic® Friday!
Welcome honored friends, zealots, and lucky recipients of America's Holy Justice, to another very special edition of Rehashtastic® Friday, where our editorial staff reaches deep between the couch cushions of WULAD past in search of underappreciated and forgotten morsels of internet goodness.

Today's find hails from those happy days of July 2004, when the sun was bright, everybody wanted to "Hop on top and start jiggy-jiggy jerking," and some us still felt that a centrist, decorated war-hero had a chance to unseat a man who can only be described as... well, never mind about that. Enjoy:

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