Friday, January 27, 2006



Alternate Captions for this Photo

  • I see USA Today has finally become a "fair and balanced" newspaper

  • Gots to look at the metaphorical subtext, dawg

  • One more victim of the corrupting liberal media

  • My masterpiece is complete! Bring on the Macarthur Fellowship!

  • This will teach you to pan my remake of Lawrence of Arabia starring Martin Lawrence!

  • S.F. Sanitation Department's new plan to clean Third Street by simply turning the entire roadway upside down and shaking it hits a minor snag

  • First they smash Duchamp's urinal, now this

  • This will teach you to pan my remake of Citizen Kane starring Carol Kane!

  • FTBSITTTD!
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