Thursday, December 13, 2007

Serenade to the Mitchell Report

I'd just like to give a shout-out to the following baseball players:

Barry Bonds
Jason Grimsley
David Segui
Paul Lo Duca
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle
Lenny Dykstra
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettite
David Justice
Miguel Tejada
Rafael Palmiero
Larry Bigbie
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Chuck Knoblauch
Todd Pratt
Mike Stanton
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagne
Rick Ankiel
Paul Byrd
Brendan Donnelly
Jose Canseco
Troy Glaus
Scott Schoenweis
Matt Williams
... etc., ad nauseum

... You guys suck! Fuck you guys!