Random Mockery of ESPN to Distract You From Bush/Saddam Victory Parties
I’ve never thought that Jayson Stark was a great baseball writer, but did he really pen the following sentence?
And now, if Pudge [Rodriguez] also signs on, [Vladimir] Guerrero will be able to smell the sweet scent of two fellow Latinos deciding that Baltimore is their kind of place.Yes, he did. Smell those Latinos, Vlad. Mmmmm.
And does the lack of capitalization in the following tagline not make it seem like a radio station is offering to perform oral sex on Roger Clemens?
That’s all. You can go back to watching them trim Saddam’s eyebrows now.
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