Tuesday, January 06, 2004

Take Me Out to the WULAD
Rather than thicken the fog of opinion surrounding recent revelations of Pete “Never Mind What I’ve Been Saying for the Past 14 Years” Rose, the WULAD Sports Team has decided to publish a document which was recently provided to us by an anonymous baseball official whose name rhymes with “Mud Zelig.” Therefore we proudly present the never-before-seen Official Report Card of the Hit King…

P.S. As a character contrast, we salute the legendary Tug McGraw, gone to the great ’69 Mets reunion in the sky. “Ya Gotta Believe.”