Two Men (or Two Women or One Man and One Woman) Enter, One Man (or Woman or Two Women or One Man and One Woman if it’s a Tie) Leave
Mimi Smartypants thinks that Jack Black and Jack White should duke it out on Pay-per-View. While I support this (as it would result in one or the other of these overhyped people getting beat up on television), I also see it as an opportunity to promote some other big-ticket bouts:
- Shelly Long v. Martin Short
- Gary Oldman v. Henny Youngman
- Al Goldstein v. Shel Silverstein
- Aaron Sorkin v. Andrea Dworkin
- Cynthia Nixon v. Trot Nixon
- James Joyce v. Joyce Brothers
- Betty Ford v. Abraham Lincoln v. Freddy Mercury
- George W. Bush v. Joe Q. Twat
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