Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Things I've Learned About Bio-Technology Protesting in the Past Two Days

  • There's no multi-billion-dollar industry that a good drum circle can't clear up.

  • Riot cops don't like it when you yell at them, even if they yelled at you first.

  • Somebody named Mumia is somehow related to genetically modified vegetables, and he's apparently available for free.

  • Monsanto gives out wicked cool tote bags.

  • The appropriate response to a handful of stinky white kids in dreadlocks is to put half the city on "lockdown" and mobilize a small army of paramilitary police.

  • The appropriate response to frightening developments in experimental profit-driven food manipulation is to wear alien masks and call people "Nazis."

  • Impeach Bush, 12 galaxies guiltied to a Zegnatronic Rocket Society.

  • San Francisco is a great place to locate your controversial bio-tech company! And while you're in town, why not visit Hooters®, home of nearly world-famous Buffalo Wings™!