Wrapped Up Like A Douche

Good Speech, Although...
Wait—did John Kerry say that 25% of children in Harlem have asthma because of hair pollution? How much of that is due to Al Sharpton?

Also—how old am I (don't answer) that stodgy old politicians are using Van Halen songs for their speeches? And not like early Van Halen, either. We're talking Hagar time. Before you know it Kerry will be quoting from the wisdom of The Great Space Coaster.