New Slogans for Bush/Cheney ‘04
The President’s reelection campaign has been on the offensive since last week’s Democratic National Convention. What are some of the new catch-phrases they’re using to energize voters?
- We’ve Turned the Corner, and There Was a Terrorist Around the Corner, So We Electrocuted His Genitals
- All Over that Shit Since 9/12
- We Haven’t Found Osama, But We’ll Take Out Obama If It’ll Make You Feel Better
- We Only Regret that We Have But One Life to Give for the CitiCorp Building
- Kerry’s a Fag
- It’s Early Afternoon in America, and I’m Going to Play a Quick Game of Madden 2004 and Then Take a Nap
- Bush and Cheney Had Very Good Reasons for Not Going to Vietnam, Such as—Terror Alert!
- Democrats Want to Steal Your Cable
- We Could Give You Bin Laden Now but It Would Ruin the September Surprise
- Edwards? Fag.
- The Poor and Middle Class are Going to Get It Up the Butt, and What are You Going to Do About It, You Liberal Jerks?
- Vote For Whoever You Want, But When the Lord’s Wrath Smites You, Don’t Come Crying to Us
- We’re Pro-Environment, if by “Environment” You Mean “the Act of Environing; State of Being Environed” or Possibly “the Circumstances or Conditions that Surround One; Surroundings.”
- The Democrats Will Rape Your Pets
- We Think LaToya Should Have Won, Too—and We Will Not Rest Until Justice is Done
- America—the Shining City on a Hill that Rules the Heathens with the Mighty Iron Fist of Holy Vengeance
- We Only Regret that You Have But One Life to Give for Our Country
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