Surprising Pronouncements Made by Jacques Derrida on his Deathbed
- “Sandra Dee was the only ‘real’ Gidget.”
- “Postmodernism is so 1960s—now I’m all about the ska.”
- “The Mets would be fools not to bring back Bobby Valentine.”
- “Nietzsche was totally wrong about everything. Also his mustache made him look like a fag.”
- “I left a stash of porn in the library at the Sorbonne. If you can find it, knock yourself out.”
- “When I wrote, ‘Without nostalgia for more discreet forms, sometimes (sometimes only) more distinguished, less noisy, that in large part will yesterday have prepared the way for what we inherit today,’ what I really meant was, ‘I am soooo pissed that they cancelled Relic Hunter.”
- “Anyone who attempts to make facile jokes at my expense after my death by cobbling together hastily collected snippets of my philosophy with cheap pop culture references is a jerk.”
- “Deconstruct this.”
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