Wrapped Up Like A Douche

And the Worst Part Is, the "Four More Years" Haven't Even Started Yet
In case you haven't heard, things are continuing to go swimmingly in Iraq. Bad guys are just laying down on the ground and offering themselves for stationary close-range target practice. But seriously, I can't wait to hear the spin about this. No really, can't wait.

It'll be classic—we'll hear somebody like Sen. James "Outraged by the Outrage" Inhofe say something along the lines of: "Well, you know, this was not some boy scout they shot. If one of our boys shot him in the head as he lay defenseless and dying, you better believe he deserved it. Hell, he was probably about to bleed on some of our expensive equipment. Equipment, by the way, which John Kerry voted against," etc., etc. And probably something thrown in for good measure about how incidents like this would not have been necessary if the enemy hadn't been emboldened by liberal hand-wringers here in the U.S. and so on and so forth and blah blah blah.

On the bright side, we'll get to see a lot more of Condi Rice's adorable gap-toothed smile in the coming years.