Tuesday, February 08, 2005

More Sequels that Somehow Never Made it Past Pre-Production

  • Fahrenheit 9/11½: Back for Moore

  • Alien vs. Predator vs. Kramer vs. Kramer

  • City Slickers 4: The Legend of Curly’s Colostomy Bag

  • Three Men and a Baby III: Two Remaining Men and a Rebellious Teenager with Crabs

  • Stripes in Baghdad: Holy Shiite!

  • Thirty-Seven Candles

  • The Passion of the Christ II: The Curse of Christ’s Ghost

  • 73*

  • Dude, We Gleamed that Cube Like Fifteen Years Ago

  • Triumph of the Will II: Adolf Hitler and the Lost Treasure of Bluebeard

  • Return of Still Breakin’ 2 Redux: The Last Goddamn Electric Boogaloo Joke Ever

  • Born on the Fourth of American Pie

  • Lost in Translation 2: Still Hasn’t Put Her Pants On

  • Iraqi Police Academy 4: Assignment Not Get Your Ass Blown Off

  • Boys Don’t Cry vs. Dogville

  • The Increasingly Less Bearable Lightness of Continued Being

  • The Lost Boys 2 vs. The Goonies 3: The Curse of Corey’s Car Payment
Still hungry? I doubt it.