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Headlines most improved by creative addition of quotation marks:
- Teen Charged in Slaying of NYC "Actress"
- SBC to Cut Nearly 13,000 "Jobs" in AT&T Deal
- After "Knee Surgery," Bonds to Miss Most of the Spring
- Annan Selects Clinton for Tsunami "Effort"
- GOP Sees a Future in "Black" Churches
- NHL Raises $72,000 "for" Tsunami Relief
- "Scientists" Keep Eye on Alaska "Volcanoes"
- Official Orders "Israel" Not to Seize "Palestinian" Property
- "Elephant" Tramples Circus Worker to "Death"
- "New" York's Olympic Bid "No" Longer "a" Long "Shot"
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