A Little of This, a Little of That
Unsuccessful New Menu Items at Starbucks
- Caffè Afghanistano
- Le Mustard Mocha
- Lipitorani
- Créme d’Guy Behind the Counter
- Crabbuccino
- Paté Au Lait
- Chaw Lattè
- Steamed Breast Milk
- The $6 Grande Empty Cup
More Rejected Monster Truck Names
- Crochet Commando
- BigColon
- The NAMBLA Rambla
- Lionel Ritchie IV
- The Pap Smearer
- American Gay Spirit II
- Hammerin’ Hemorrhoid
- Food Stamp Stomper
- Sweetykins III
Best Potential Anti-Bush Slogans to Come Out of Last Night’s Speech
- I Got Your Generational Commitment to the Advance of Freedom Right Here
- You Can Have My Marriage License When You Pull it From My Hot Gay Fingers
- "Clean Coal" is Like "Hygienic Hookers"
- War! What is it Good For? Photo Ops
- Pull My Purple Finger
- Privatize This
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