Wrapped Up Like A Douche

'S Alls What I Got
I'm wicked busy today so youse don't get shit. But getcher asses over to Funnsylvania, where Rob gone and done something I really wish I'd thought of.*

*Grammatically correct version of the above paragraph:

This Is All that I Have
I'm very busy today; consequently, all of you shall receive nothing. However, whilst on your webly wanderings, be sure to visit Funnsylvania, upon which Rob has posted something of which I deeply wish I had thought.