Wrapped Up Like A Douche

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I don’t know who this guy is, but I suspect this is all a ploy to win the hearts of overweight American housewives. I mean, look at him—he's so sensitive!

This article is good news, of course—the uneven hot dog-to-bun ratio is one of the long-standing inequities in our society—but as a second-rate graphic designer, I must say that this story is accompanied by what has to be the lamest hot dog illustration money could buy. And to top it off, this abortion of a graphic is credited. Thanks, "CBS," whoever you are! (Click here for an example of a respectable hot dog illustration.)

This page is quite interesting, although I don’t understand exactly why it exists.

"A Norwegian man died parachuting off the Eiffel Tower after his parachute became tangled up in the metal structure, a French police source said." Fair enough, I thought, that’s a pretty gutsy way to go. But there’s more: "The 31-year-old jumped off the second floor of the structure on Monday night..." Wait—he died jumping off the second floor of the Eiffel Tower? How embarrassing.

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That’s it. You can go back to putting up your America’s Next Top Model Finale Party decorations now.