Wrapped Up Like A Douche

Bush: "We Do Not Torture"



... also, we never invaded Iraq, and I never nominated Harriet Miers, and I never gave a press credential to a gay Republican hooker, and Alito is a moderate, and this is the end of major combat operations, and I'm not that concerned about Osama Bin Laden, and nobody anticipated the breach of the levees, and 'Brownie' did a heck of a job, and the jury's still out on evolution and please don't kill me and I am not a crook and I did not have sex with that woman and Read My Lips: No New Taxes and let them eat cake and Pat Boone invented rock & roll and congratulations to the Houston Astros on their heroic World Series victory! Now who wants some fried chicken? Scooter's buyin'!