Wrapped Up Like A Douche

And a Big Fat "Up Yours" to Whoever Did This One, Too



... Here's why. Shame on "us"? What the hell are you talking about, you stupid prick? Just take the job at your Dad's law firm and stop defacing my neighborhood.

Speaking of war and politics, Howard Dean may have been the Double Soy Latté of presidential contenders last year, but I think it's now clear the man is a Republican double-agent on a mission to make the Democrats look bad. (And I have my suspicions about International ANSWER as well. Somebody check their rasta-hats for FBI transmitters.)

No, I'm just imagining things. Right?