Thursday, October 26, 2006

Wrapped Up Like a Rehashtastic Thursday

I know, normally Fridays are supposed to be Rehashtastic®, but I decided to toss out this old thing ("I've had it for years!") today, because tomorrow--brace yourselves--will see the triumphant return of The Bible II! So feast on the following leftovers (crafted in the halcyon days of October 2004)--since tomorrow morning I'll be asking the age-old question: Are You Ready for Some Godball?!

Sequels That Somehow Never Made it Past Pre-Production

  • Hamlet 2: They're Still All Dead

  • A Muppet Schindler's List

  • Being John Malkovitch's Kids' College Fund

  • Gigli Goes Hawaiian

  • Caddyshack III: The Search for the Chevy Chase We Once Thought Was Funny

  • The Eighth, Ninth and Tenth Seals, with Addition of Later Seals as They Become Available

  • Glory 2: Also Still All Dead

  • Se8en

  • Alien vs. Predator 2: Alien: Resurrection vs. Predator 3

  • The Bad News Bears in Fallujah

  • Koyaanisqatsi: The Extended Edition

  • Bad Lieutenant II: Yep, Dead

  • Three Fast, Four Furious

  • Kill Bill, Vol. 3: You Guessed It—Dead

  • Breaking the Waves vs. The Ice Storm

  • Aguirre 2: The Wrath of God Boogaloo

  • Apocalypse Now Redux II vs. Space Jam 3: Apocalypse Yao!

  • 8½ II: Let's Just Round It Up to 9

  • Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia Again, Would You?

  • Malcom X2: Pphht.