Wrapped Up Like a Rehashtastic Thursday!®

I know, normally Fridays are supposed to be Rehashtastic®, but I decided to toss out this old thing ("I've had it for years!") today, because tomorrow--brace yourselves--will see the triumphant return of The Bible II! So feast on the following leftovers (crafted in the halcyon days of October 2004)--since tomorrow morning I'll be asking the age-old question: Are You Ready for Some Godball?!

Sequels That Somehow Never Made it Past Pre-Production

• Hamlet 2: They're Still All Dead
  
  
• A Muppet Schindler's List
  
  
• Being John Malkovitch's Kids' College Fund
  
  
• Gigli Goes Hawaiian
  
  
• Caddyshack III: The Search for the Chevy Chase We Once Thought Was Funny
  
  
• The Eighth, Ninth and Tenth Seals, with Addition of Later Seals as They Become Available
  
  
• Glory 2: Also Still All Dead
  
  
• Se8en
  
  
• Alien vs. Predator 2: Alien: Resurrection vs. Predator 3
  
  
• The Bad News Bears in Fallujah
  
  
• Koyaanisqatsi: The Extended Edition
  
  
• Bad Lieutenant II: Yep, Dead
  
  
• Three Fast, Four Furious
  
  
• Kill Bill, Vol. 3: You Guessed It—Dead
  
  
• Breaking the Waves vs. The Ice Storm
  
  
• Aguirre 2: The Wrath of God Boogaloo
  
  
• Apocalypse Now Redux II vs. Space Jam 3: Apocalypse Yao!
  
  
• 8½ II: Let's Just Round It Up to 9
  
  
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia Again, Would You?
  
  
• Malcom X2: Pphht.