I, the Floating Head of Billy Joel, Will Destroy You!

(Thanks, Dale!)

Previous warning-signs of the coming of the floating-head army have included:

• A Bug-Eyed Guy
  
• A Guy with 246 Straws in his Mouth
  
• Miss Universe
  
• A Weird Cat
  
• Sasha Cohen
  
• Sandra Day O'Connor

... And of course, their terrifying master,

• Hillary Clinton

In other news, animals attack! Here are two articles in which I looked into this disturbing trend:

• Natural Born Killer Orca
  
• Take a Bite Out of Crime

Have a good weekend, and try to avoid being caught in any mighty jaws!