The Harsh Face of Potty
Via C-Baby, this is the most gritty, noir-esque paragraph ever found in a Yahoo! news item...
His head is shaved. His red-and-yellow T-shirt proclaims "Cute Girl!" His loose, white-cotton shorts are grimy with dirt. Suddenly, he stops in mid-stride and squats, the seam of his pants parting smoothly to allow a stream of urine to pool onto the concrete.
James Ellroy, look out.