Wrapped Up Like A Douche

WULAD News Flash!
Holy crap! Due to Nomar Garciaparra's sudden discovery of a bat on his shoulder, the Curse Classic is now just two wins away! I charge you, the WULAD faithful, to vociferously exhort the Red Sox and Cubbies on to victory. Those of you not interested in baseball may read silently or begin translating Finnegans Wake into Klingon or something and say silently to yourselves, "It'll all be over in a few weeks..."