Wrapped Up Like A Douche

My Witty Headline Generator is In The Shop
I’m continuing to put off the entertaining and encyclopedic rundown of our East Coast ramble (or rumble), and while due to super-secret confidentiality agreements and other excuses I can’t show you what exactly has been eating my time at the day job—not that I would ever blog at work—I can provide you with these sneak peeks:



Pretty exciting, huh? I should be glad to have a job at all, I guess. In that spirit, I’ll get to work and leave you to peruse your once-again weekly...

WULAD Web Wround-Up
I hate the Post. No really, I hate the Post. But... did I mention I love the Post?

What exactly is this? Is there some mystical, life-affirming message being imparted here? Is it true that The Tires Shall Set You Free?

Late Addendum: One can find the most shocking things while doing a completely innocent image search for "Elephant."

Finally, there are some new brethren on the ol’ Roll of Incestuous Links to the right. (No, I'm not talking about the popular country fair attraction of the Appalachians.) See if you can find them. Then see if you can read them.

P.S. The Mets win! Break up the Mets!