Friday, June 25, 2004

Oh, and...
Blogger's bStats system, which is how schmucks like me find out who has been looking at our lousy websites and why, is currently in the shop (again).

In honor of the occasion, and in a widely utilized method of getting out of coming up with new material, we present some of the latest greatest searches which have led web-weary travelers to our virtual doorstep:

  • Jessica Alba & kicked in the balls
  • Mixed wrestling and smothering
  • Wrapped up like a and then we are rolling
  • ladies wrapped up in tape
  • "highlights at home"
  • Ronald Reagan jr. penis
  • butterfly repellant
  • Paris Hilton heartbroken
  • Pappy's Hot Rod Site
  • “ALEX RODRIGUEZ SAYS HE IS NOT A BABYSITTER FOR THE..."
  • douche bag billboards
God bless you, you crazy perverts of the internet. Ain't no sunshine when you're gone.