Friday, July 09, 2004

Wrapped Up Like a Contest, Take 2
OK, I realize the problem with my little challenge of yesterday—I came up with too many of them already, so there were hardly any prominent political figures’ names left to bastardize. So with a nod to sole competitor ARON (who had to resort to Barak Obama, for chrissakes), I am rewriting the rules. We will expand the pool of bullyable names to include any public figure. Here’s just a few possibilities to get you started:

  • Jesus Christ
  • Charlize Theron
  • Benito Mussolini
  • Rupert Murdoch
  • Rupert Gee
  • Sally Struthers
  • Osama Bin Laden
  • Kazuo Matsui
  • Pieter Brueghel the Elder
And so on. Bonus points for a) variations on a theme, and b) including the word “cooze.”