Three Mini-Lists, in the Manner of a Certain Popular Website
Substances Barry Bonds Believed He Might Have Been Applying Other than Steroids
- Flaxseed Oil
- Suntan Lotion
- Kryptonite
- Venus Flytrap-Repellant
- Oxy 10
- Dr. Kilmer’s Original Swamp Root Cureall
- Bud Selig’s “Love Juice”
SteroidsAqua Velva
My Favorite Fruits
- Bananas
- Persimmons
- Mandarin Oranges
- Insert Potentially Gay Celebrity
- Kiwis
Rejected Monster-Truck Names
- The Sautéer
- Rabbinical Rampage
- ShortBusSaurus
- The Clap
- Mighty Hermaphrodighty
- The Brazilian Waxer
- King Krossdresser
- BigConscience
- American Hubris
- The Hysterectomator
- The Black Guy
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