Do Not Adjust Your Internets
Sorry, busy busy busy. But contest winners tomorrow, I promise. In the meantime, a few quick topics for discussion:
- Carlos Beltran: really considering the Mets, or just playin'?
- Kelly Clarkson: just big ass, or too big ass? (Pointed out by C-Baby.)
- Homicide: does it really count if the victim's only a temp?
- Arnold's State of the State address tonight: How many movie lines will be quoted? Will it be a) between one and four; b) between five and ten; or c) between eleven and one hundred ninety-three?
- Life: meaningful, or just a long parade of suffering and loss?
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