Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Do Not Adjust Your Internets
Sorry, busy busy busy. But contest winners tomorrow, I promise. In the meantime, a few quick topics for discussion:

  • Carlos Beltran: really considering the Mets, or just playin'?

  • Kelly Clarkson: just big ass, or too big ass? (Pointed out by C-Baby.)

  • Homicide: does it really count if the victim's only a temp?

  • Arnold's State of the State address tonight: How many movie lines will be quoted? Will it be a) between one and four; b) between five and ten; or c) between eleven and one hundred ninety-three?

  • Life: meaningful, or just a long parade of suffering and loss?
I'll expect these issues to be sorted out by the time I come back.