Wrapped Up Like A Douche

Friday Fun Flashback!
Well, it's time once again for the WULAD Wrecycling Wpatrol to serve up another compilation of fine pre-read content. So enjoy these quality leftovers which are still better than nothing, and sleep soundly this weekend in the knowledge that you're being watched over by righteous, ethical, caring men.

(P.S. Contest winners: When I said your prizes were "on the way," I meant "eventually.")