Monday, January 10, 2005

My Reaction to the Mets’ Signing of Carlos Beltran to a 7-Year, $119 Million Contract, as Performed by the Merriam-Webster Players

(A Variation on a Theme by The Sneeze)

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Counterpoint, by C-Baby
“A hundred and nineteen million? That’s disgusting. Nobody should make that much fucking money.”

Bonus! C-Baby on Anjelica Houston: “I lost all respect for her since she made that crappy suck-ass Mists of Avalon movie...”

Yo la adoro.