Wrapped Up Like A Douche

The News Keeps Getting Better and Better



Alternate Titles for this Post: "I Wonder If Their Programming Includes the Way to Canada," "Veni, Vidi, Rocki, Socki," "It's OK For Them to Be Robots as Long as They Don't Engage in Robotic Practices or Talk About Their Robot Lifestyle," or "Semper Fi, Except in Case of Permanent Fatal Error."

And in reciprocal tribute to Utter Wonder, this post is dedicated to the guy on the bus yesterday who shouted, "Everything changed after the flying monkeys!"