Monday, February 14, 2005

Out With the Old
Read this eulogy of Arthur Miller from the New York Times, the best sentence of which is,

To critics who equate politically minded theater with agitprop, Mr. Miller's moral passion always made him suspect.
Now read this version from the Rude Pundit, the best sentence of which is,
Balls as big as cantaloupes, Miller had.
... Now tell me the blogosphere* ain't got one up on the mainstream media.

*This will be the last time I will ever use the word "blogosphere," under penalty of being strapped to a chair in front of a 50" Widescreen WEGA Plasma Flat-Panel High-Definition TV showing J-Lo's and Marc Anthony's duet from the Grammys on perpetual loop.