Wrapped Up Like A Douche

Every Time I Hear a Steely Dan Song I Want to Punch Somebody


Also—

The American Mastodon hangs up his tusks and Jessica Coen stops doing whatever it is she does on the same day? What am I going to read between bread and circuses?

Four lists I decided not to write today: Top Antichrist Candidates '05, Signs You May Be the Antichrist, People I've Never Thought Were Funny, Rejected Additions to the Jamba Juice Menu. I believe the world is a better place without them.