I Would Like to Return My $1.4 Million Car, Please

...this one appears to have been squashed.

Great Moments in Cinema, Vol. MCXVII

"There is a tempest in my tent. But it has come in the form of my cherished daughter... to upset my failing pancreas."

—Omar Sharif, Hidalgo (2004)

From Our House to Yours...

One-Stop Shopping for All Your Headless Child's Needs

Is It Just Me, Vol. DXCVIII

Is it just me, or does George Washington look really pissed off on this coin?

Call to Arms

Oh man—we'll never defeat the Islamic radicals if they start sprouting extra arms out of the tops of their heads.

Suite for Cello and Supercopter

Did anybody remember that there was a shot in the opening credits of "Airwolf" that featured Jan-Michael Vincent playing the cello by the side of a river, his hair blowing dramatically in the breeze?



I didn't. No wonder I loved that show. (Watch the full credits in all their Borgninian glory here.)

You know what else is good for Fridays? Reading The Bible II. In a stroke of luck for you, there just happens to be one right below this entry!

Another List
Think of these as low-investment, potentially high-yield.

Most Likely Names for Britney Spears’ Recently Announced Expected Child

• Donnie-Jo John-Paul II Spears
  
  
• Madonna-Bob Spears Federline
  
  
• Billy-Ray Thelonious Federline-Spears
  
  
• Chastity Jezebel Spearserline
  
  
• George Herbert Walker Hamentashen Federspears
  
  
• Lao Tzu-Joe Spears-Federline-Spears
  
  
• Ashleeee-Ann Menachem Federstein
  
  
• Franklin Delano-Sue Spearsowitz
  
  
• Baby Boy Doe
  
  
• Britney Spears Jr.